The wrong kind of popsicle

It has been so beautiful outside!!!! Mallory and I went outside to blow bubbles and draw with sidewalk chalk. We were enjoying ourselves and decided to have popsicles. I brought out an otter pop style for Mallory. Apparently, its been awhile since she's had one of those. She wasn't quite sure how to go about eating it. I told her to squeeze it, whereupon a large chunk fell to the grass. "Its too, its too cold. You hold it, Mommy," Then a little while later she said, "Its too squeezie." Then she said, "I need, I need a popsicle with a loooong, loooong stick." Sorry, Louie Bloo Raspberry, Strawberry Short Kook, Sir Isaac Lime, Poncho Punch, Alexander the Grape, and Little Orphan Orange, you didn't make the cut.